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Love For Death

July 25, 2010 - 5:38 am

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The murder rate has been soaring recently due to the movie Eclipse. Why is this so? One reporter investigates.Reporter: HelloBella: Hiiii~Reporter: I’m a reporter from Mediacorp. May I interview you?Bella: Am I, like, going to be famous? Oh-Emm-Geee! (runs towards camera and waves frantically) Hii mommy, hi daddy, hi Eddy~ I’m on Tee-Veee. Hello~Reporter: Miss… [...]

Spain Victorious – Parrots Hunted to Near Extinction

July 12, 2010 - 7:24 pm

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SINGAPORE: Following the results of Spain’s 1-0 win against Holland in the FIFA World Cup, parrots all around the world are being hunted to near extinction. In a reliable announcement issued by The Dhism Times, it said that this global phenomenon was the direct result of Singapore’s ‘Mani the Parakeet’s’ inaccurate prediction of Holland winning [...]

Pop

July 11, 2010 - 8:24 pm

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Basically, this is just a post on pops. It goes like this… Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pip, ooops Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop Pop [Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone] This was all Geliang

Morphing the Merlion

June 29, 2010 - 5:28 am

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Author’s notes: Just a rough draft of my idea of a Merlion story that I’m supposed to do for my group project. Credits to Janna, Zany and Nicholas for the plot.Morphing the Singing LionThere once lived a lion named Morphing who was very good at singing. However, he did not have a mane, and was [...]

Political Warfare in a Karaoke Lounge

June 28, 2010 - 12:04 am

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Host: (Pats Microphone) We are bringing to you live coverage of a debate from beyond the doors of the karaoke lounge. This programme is brought to you by the same people who brought to you the debate, which is the same person who’s talking to you now. Without further ado, let’s get on with it! Morality: [...]

Changing a Spare Tire

May 26, 2010 - 12:09 pm

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Changing a Spare Tire If you have ever gotten stuck on a narrow road with a spare tire and were blocking the traffic, you would have obviously felt the burden of being a nuisance to commuters. Don’t you wish you had the ability to change your spare tire without the help of specialists? Changing a [...]

Project Group Leader

April 21, 2010 - 7:37 am

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Working on a project in a group is a chore students have to deal with in many occasions of their supposed learning journey, but with every project group, there will always be an intellectually-evolved student who watches over the others while playing games on his PSP- the Project Group Leader. When you find yourself in a situation [...]

Human

March 29, 2010 - 3:42 pm

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The human (sometimes referred to as Homos-apiens) is a sophisticated form of a monkey. Humans have highly developed brains capable of language, argument and argument in different languages. This mental capability, coupled with the proper use of bending religious teachings, a steady supply of unfortunate children in military camp and a bag packed with bombs [...]

The Mysteryous Murder

January 31, 2010 - 8:02 pm

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Introduction “Clifton! You have to get out here, something big is happening!” I yelled as I burst through the front door. “Pipe down, Author,” the detective commanded in the calmest of manners. “Tell me, what is it that intrigues you so?” “I don’t know, but there is a huge crowd gathering right outside your house-”I [...]

Saving Money

January 9, 2010 - 1:18 am

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Contrary to popular belief, money is not in abundance. In fact, the supply of money is steadily decreasing with the burning of money during recession and made worse with rapid deforestation; as more humans decide to kill forest animals with machines, more trees are lost, and hence less money can be printed. With such a [...]