Pictures shows three RIKs: =3, gay and ronald macdonald having a gay time.

Retarded Incest Kids, as their name suggests, are retarded kids who have sexual relations with their mother.

This species of the subhuman race are actually a degenerated form of the homosapiens, known to flame blogs with little comprehension of the blog’s contents.

God made us in his image. Who made RIKs? Urologists, the experts in the study of RIKs, believe that such creatures are not invented by God, but by Satan; Their argument being that God will never create animals with such low social standards.

On the plus side, RIKs provide a healthy does of confidence in demoralised youths, by contrast of intellect, looks, health and all aspects of a human being.

Origins

Whether God or Satan created such animals is still much debated. Regardless, studies have shown that such mutations boils down to the exposure one of the following activities:

Deprived childhood
It is believed that having a deprived childhood morphs a presumably normal child into a RIK. Some forms of this activity include having imaginary friends. This is sad because such animals are actually the result of their parents’ poor upbringing and the poor creatures had no say in the business. RIKs who came to be in this way should be pitied.

Excessive video gaming
Due to inborn defects, RIKs are highly impressionable, resulting in severe mental disorder when playing video games.

It is a matter of fact that video gaming corrupts the minds of human resulting a lot of terrible things, such as a steep drop in grades, suicide, becoming terrorists or in this case, the degeneration into a RIKs.

Roles of RIKs with Humans

Slaves
RIKs make for moderately good slaves. Although their comprehension of the human language is minute, they are still able to understand a small bit of what is said and can carry out human tasks. Of course, this is only applicable to trained RIKs and only when they are fed enough food.

As a food source
RIKs are not a very nutritional source of food. However, they can still be used as emergency food supply for travellers of the sea. Their retardation causes them to react slowly to any sudden change and therefore easier targets as food. The trick is to not think of these creatures as humans because they are not. They should be considered animals or even insects, whichever suits you better.

Biology

There has been a worldwide debate in the past over the RIKs biology. Some believe that RIKs should be considered animals, others believe they should be considered insects, some even go so far as to say they are reptiles. With such widespread confusion, the UN has come to the conclusion that such debates should be ceased as RIKs are unimportant pests. Therefore it is acceptable to classify these creatures as anything you can think of with the exception of ‘humans’.

Mortality

RIKs are known to have a short lifespan of about 2-3 years after their degeneration. Sadly, this is because an average human does not think well of such insects and prefer to avoid them. As these insects suffer from a lack of friendship, they usually fall to depression and hence becoming emo. This process continues for about a year or two at which stage slitting of the wrists occurs. At this stage, death is inevitable.

Reproduction

RIKs reproduce by committing incest with their mothers. When RIKs reach an age where they are sexually able, they immediately kill their father instinctively. This is followed by having sex with their mother (this is applicable regardless of the RIK’s gender as their mothers are hermaphrodite). [See also: Bestiality]

Proof:

your mother: is short, HAD a dick, sucked a dick, gave brith to you(one of the biggest mistake), AND IS A ****ER
I’m so sorry for having you talk about your tragic life

your father: MIA
We all know what you did to him

-Written by an RIK

Other Characteristics

Intelligence

It is unfair to say that RIKs have very low intelligence. In fact, recent studies have shown that RIKs carry a brain slightly superior than that of a sloth. These insects possess a brain capable of speaking the human language, though understanding is another story altogether.
Unfortunately, their primitive brains are still unable to process and detect sarcasm. Moreover, their vocabulary is limited to minor words such as ‘****’, ‘crap’, ‘dick’ etc.  Also, their reaction time is very similar to that of a sloth’s digestive system.
This leads us to doubt whether they really are smarter than a sloth. Scientists believe more research has to be done to correctly determine the intellectual abilities of such mysterious creatures.

Communication

RIKs have a rather unique method of communication. They give themselves code names such as ronald macdonald, =3 and Midget You MF, all of which decodes to the same root word ‘Me am stoopid’. Also, as said earlier, these insects have a very limited vocabulary and as a result, are not able to communicate their thoughts efficiently. Nonetheless, we should not mock their communication skills as the task of speaking the human language is already far beyond their primitive capabilities.

Behaviour

RIKs do everything together as a pack. They possess a natural instinct to seek out other RIKs which hastens the process of finding a pack. These creatures are usually spotted in front of the computer, typing random rubbish on the tagbox of blogs.It is believed that these behaviours are inherited through the degeneration of a cyber nerd.

Another peculiar behaviour exhibited by RIKs is the singing of weird songs. Songs such as ‘doing your mom’ are produced and sung by such creatures to show the world how much they’d love to commit incest.

RIKs are best known for failing miserably in cyber-bullying attempts, notably the one exhibited in my tagbox.

Natural Habitat

A RIK has no natural habitat. It does not belong anywhere.

Credits to Avery for giving me the idea to blog about this