We are gathered here today to commemerate the death of a dear friend, Pilot G-2, the blue pen. G-2 was called back to the plastic recycling industry on the 29th Sep 2009.

Let us see what the unrepentant murderer has to say.
Shuxin: It’s just a pen, deshun. It’s just a pen!
May God forgive this woman for she has sinned.

Ladies and gentlemen, let us first ignore those words of defiance and hear what some of our other reliable sources have to say.

Deshun: G-2 has been a helpful and meaningful partner to me. It has been a wonderful addition to my life by providing me with the ability to produce literature. Although you are redundant with the invention of Microsoft Words, you will still be forever in my heart. Once again, I’m sorry for leaving you on the table G-2. I shouldn’t have left you alone and astray, susceptible to external forces of brutality from Shuxin. Please forgive my blunder.

Avery: I’m not sure I like the taste. G-2 is no cigarette, it’s not important.

Adolf Hitler: I am critisised for killing Jews and starting WW2 but what is this compared to what Shuxin has done? Just look at her- she killed deshun’s pen! What is the world coming to when I am critised in my death but Shuxin isn’t?
-World peace.

G-2: For the hundredth time, I’m not dead! My handle’s broken off, that’s all!