Author’s notes: Damn it, I don’t have time to update my blog until maybe Monday.

I guess I’ll just write a really short one as a filler although that would be very hard since I can’t exactly get to the point.

Anyway, I’d like to boast about my prelim results!

What are your preliminary examination results?
If you ask me, my prelims results is actually nothing to be proud of. It is only means of preparing me for the ‘o’ levels which is, by the way, an official exam that is recognised world wide. It is an exam in where people who have bigger brains than those living in the UK gather to show the world how dumb the people in UK really are.

That’s very nice, but what are your prelim results?
Once again, my prelims results are actually a preview of the real exam that is the ‘o’ levels. This is actually a very interesting fact because the prelims is actually supposed to be tougher than the actual exams just to trick the students into wanting to do better for their o’s. This is very ironic because many students get really upset when they do badly during the prelims and this affects their actual ‘o’ level results.

For God’s sake, what the hell are your prelim results?
I do not believe that my prelim results are capable of bringing heaven and hell together. However, I believe that anything is possible with God around. If my prelim results are godly enough, it might be possible to bring hell into the equation no matter how tough it sounds. There is no barrier that God, as well as us, cannot overcome.

Why can’t you just tell me your prelim results?
Please refer to the 2nd paragraph.