The old lady tried to escape, but to no avail.

Chapter 1: Attainning Help

There she was at the other side of the street, sporting a blue uniform magnificently fitted to one with a heart as kind as hers. It was love at first sight. I knew I had to get her attention, but what seemed like a simple task was in fact a tall order. How lucky I was to have spotted an old lady on a wheelchair just round the corner. This was my chance to shine! I circled behind the wheelchair before delivering a punch to the old lady’s face, sending her flying off her wheelchair. ‘This is mine now’.

With my newly acquired form of transportation/deception, I manually adjusted my position to be in the direct line of sight of the girl scout. My scheming plan worked! She was walking towards me. “What’s your name?” I inquired. “My name is Cindy, but you can call me Zyndrygh” the helper who was about to face unexpected consequences while attempting to help me cross the road answered.

Zyndygh: Stop staring at me

Chapter 2: Disturbed Pedophile Affairs

The following 30 minutes then became the most fulfilling time of our lives. As I looked into her eyes, I drifted into a world entirely different. I could even see her being together with me for all eternity.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Cindy questioned wearing the same expression all the other girls used against me. Why do all girls do this when I stare at them for a mere 30 minutes? Why!

At that moment, a man with bloodshot eyes started bellowing random words in our direction. Finally, something that makes sense for once.

“What’s that!” Cindy cried a rhetorical question.

“It’s just a guy carrying a pointy object blocking the traffic… Oh wait, it looks like he is dragging another man covered in red behind him. And he is dragging the man by the neck. That’s not very smart.” I replied before putting on a seductive gaze on Cindy once again “But that shouldn’t interrupt our romantic date.” All of a sudden, Cindy gave up trying to help me cross the road and decided to play “Catch” with me instead. How cute.

The happy man after winning the game of the 'Catch'

Chapter 3: Desperate Plea for Help

“Zyndrygh, I know that you like running and all, but is it that fun when you’re running so slowly? Look, the man from before is already so close behind us.” I exclaimed.

“Eeek!” Cindy screeched as a form of defence. With that, Cindy made a sharp turn into an alley where she thought was a safe place to hide. That’s what I liked about Cindy. She is so flexible, being able to switch from ‘Catch’ to ‘Hide-and-Seek’ so easily. But alas! The man caught us anyway. Awww, we lost…

“HAHAHA. HAHAHA.” The man laughed in joy in winning the game. He then followed the standard procedure of ‘tagging’ by inserting the pointy object into Cindy before running off, laughing the entire way. I wished I had his level of euphoria.

“Random stranger with disabilities that require you to be wheelchair-bounded, please… Save me. I want to see mommy.” Cindy coughed in a weak voice.

Cindy looked so hot with red all over her uniform, even when she was pretending to die. To impress Cindy, I claimed proudly: “Thou shalt not-shalt never allow Princess Zyndrygh to die.”

Poor Cindy

Chapter 4: Cindy’s Death

Taking advantage of the situation, I gave Cindy a huge bear hug. The pointy object was annoyingly protruding out of Cindy which made it harder for me to hug her, though that problem lessened as my hug got deeper. Cindy then began to cough out more sticky red liquid before falling completely silent. Success at last; she has finally fallen for my affection. After being in this position for 30 minutes, I realised Cindy hadn’t been moving at all. Even her heart isn’t beating. That’s weird…

That was when it struck me. ‘This isn’t a game! Cindy is dead’ my sub-conscious mind told me.

The Unnessesary Chapter 5: Expected Conclusion

“That’s unexpected.” I sighed.