In my defence…

I was just about to update this post- I really wanted to. It isn’t exactly my fault… Blame it on the series of unfortunate events that unfolded all so suddenly.

Oh, so you think you're special just because your fingers joined up, huh? Well, you're not! And quit smiling.

I yearned for a quiet, peaceful time…

to just sit down and write an article, but the table clock was ticking  too loudly and it was disrupting my work. Being patient and all, I tried to make the clock quiet down by staring at it for a couple of hours but it wasn’t intimidated. In fact, it even provoked me. I just had to remove it.

With that annoyance out of the way…

I thought I was finally able to write a good article but it came to my attention that my turtle was getting restless, trying to climb out of it’s tank. It almost seemed like it was calling out to me, telling me  to take it out on a walk. I felt all guilty for keeping it captive in it’s tank and went into deep thought about animal cruelty before I decided to put on it’s leash and bring it out of the house for a little stroll.

It was all my turtle’s fault…

that it couldn’t walk fast enough. The driver did the old ‘hit-and-run’ when he saw my turtle jaywalking and before I knew it, my turtle was squashed. I took a second to admire the goo on the road when I realised that this just gave me even more work to do. I had to take down the license plate number of the car so that I can earn some quick cash from the local lawyer and then mourn for my turtle and stuff.

What's with all the fallen leaves on the road? Mother Nature must be telling me not to write an article.

I was cleaning up the mess my turtle made on the road…

when I saw that the road sweepers aren’t doing their job. Looking at all the fallen leaves on the road, I thought I should be a good citizen and clean up the road for the good of the people.

The road stretched longer than I thought…

and before I knew it, it was already 6pm and everyone knows you can’t make a post when it is 6pm.

Anyway, give me some time. I’m sure I’ll work on this post tomorrow.