Contrary to popular belief, money is not in abundance. In fact, the supply of money is steadily decreasing with the burning of money during recession and made worse with rapid deforestation; as more humans decide to kill forest animals with machines, more trees are lost, and hence less money can be printed. With such a huge problem in the present world, economists, physicists, inspiring businessmen and intelligent people have banded together to come up with a wise, ground-breaking philosophy of life: Sàving Monéy^tm.

Saving Money in everyday life

Take a step into the machine of Saving Money

Walking

Sure, walking might seem like a simple task that just about anyone who has a life does, but what exactly is walking in terms of the philosophy of Saving Money? In accordance to the intelligent philosophy, we must always walk on machines, or rather, let the machines walk us. By doing so, we would be Saving Money. For example, by walking on a walkalator, we would be spending less energy walking and hence we would need less food to cover up for our energy loss. As a predicted result, we would then be Saving Money (on food).

Eating

Buying food in bulks is a fundamentalist policy of Saving Money as illustrated in the experimental sale of chocolates as shown below.

100g of chocolate costs $2, or $0.02/g
300g of chocolate costs $4.50, or $0.015/g
500g of chocolate costs $6, or $0.012/g

The mathematics of "it doesn't matter what answer you get as long as it is palindromic"

By exploiting this loophole of decreasing price, it is theoretically possible that by purchasing a reasonably large amount of chocolate, the discount in the price of the chocolate would offset the original price of the chocolate and hence creating a glitch in the overall price of the chocolate- $0/g of chocolate. But how much would you actually have to purchase? Hired mercenaries have concluded that we would have to purchase 581,010,185kg of chocolates to be able to successfully carry out Saving Money as proven by the below equation.

kg = ∫[√(π+x)-x/x] + (x^x/x)
kg = 581,010,185

Stealing

Stealing is a daily activity often overlooked in everyday life in the aspect of Saving Money. As much as authorities and nerds would tell you stealing doesn’t pay, the all-knowing Saving Money philosophy says otherwise. By stealing, one would be killing two birds with one stone. First of all, you’d be getting off with free money from the bank and therefore Saving (more) Money than you can spend. Secondly, you’d be legally guaranteeing yourself free housing for the rest of your life, therefore Saving Money on your housing rents.

Conclusion

Although practical examples have not been played out, success is nevertheless possible in the future. We can only believe that when success arrives, it would come free, and hence Sàving Monéy^tm.