Definition of D-hism

-The complete trust in me God.
-The extermination of gays.
-An inedible food.
-The hate of gays.
-An incurable disease.

Origins

D-hism originated from the idealism of an individual who apparently had way too much free time on his hands. Unlike normal teenagers who spend their time playing dota or sitting on a study desk scrolling through books, D, the God of D-hism, spent time writing numerous blog posts to kill his time (and yours) for the benefit of all mankind.

Followers

Followers of D-hism are obliged to save the world from the terror of Global Warming, Terrorism, Goths and Emos. However, what’s more important is for followers to finance my pocket money contribute to the welfare of the religion and allow me to manipulate your life have complete trust in God.

Baptism

Baptism is not needed in D-hism. Do not fret, you have already been forced to join are automatically enlisted as a follower the moment you visited this page.

Morals

Gays deserve to die!

Food

Like how Buddhists cannot eat cows and Muslim cannot eat pigs, D-hism disallows feasting on certain food too. Namely: Pokemon.
It should be a crime to kill Pokemon. Save the endangered Pokemons!

Rituals

Followers of D-hism need to conduct one of the following rituals every month:
-Kill a gay
-Buy a gay to torture from eBay
-Adopt a child and train him up to continue the chain of gay abuse

Conversion

Do not worry if you already have a religion that does not allow you to convert! D-hism’s laws override all such religious rules. Feel free to join any time!
Moreover, D-hism gives you the privilege of becoming a permanent tax-payer follower. Do not miss out on this once in a lifetime chance!

Advantages

There are numerous advantages of being a follower of D-hism. However, the most prominent advantage comes in the form of free money!
Do other religions give you that? No!
(Of course, like all other religions, a lifetime contribution of your income is a must)

Disadvantages
Becoming a follower is not refundable.

What are you waiting for? Start believing in God today!