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This advertising thing sure pays off. I managed to get people to visit my blog by going around school and telling anybody I see to visit my blog, and sending messages to everyone I see online on msn. I wonder if people will actually continue reading it in the future. Hmm…
Okay, time for the actual post.
I just went to northpoint and Kenneth made me realise there are actually people who come up with unorthodox business plans. At the first basement of northpoint, you can actually see two ‘ZPT’ (it is actually a shop that sells chinese medicine I think) branches within 20m of each other. Yes, some of you might think this is completely meaningless, unintelligent, senseless, idiotic, and all in all a pass-proof plan but I care to think otherwise. This can be seen as their ingenious way of advertising by spending money unwisely out of their pockets. You see, they are actually showing their care and concern for people who are not able to spot their first branch which is situated beside the escalator by setting up a second branch 20 steps away. Indeed, one might think such people with extreme cases of myopia are downright hopeless and do not deserve to be cared for but ZPT is actually trying to make these people their customers. They are putting the phrase ‘customers come first’ to an extreme which is, in a way, good (to the little customers they have). Therefore the next time you think that situating two branches at the basement level of a small shopping centre within 20m of each other is completely meaningless, unintelligent, senseless and idiotic, think again. It is, in fact, outrageously retarded.
I just went to northpoint and Kenneth made me realise there are actually people who come up with unorthodox business plans. At the first basement of northpoint, you can actually see two ‘ZPT’ (it is actually a shop that sells chinese medicine I think) branches within 20m of each other. Yes, some of you might think this is completely meaningless, unintelligent, senseless, idiotic, and all in all a pass-proof plan but I care to think otherwise. This can be seen as their ingenious way of advertising by spending money unwisely out of their pockets. You see, they are actually showing their care and concern for people who are not able to spot their first branch which is situated beside the escalator by setting up a second branch 20 steps away. Indeed, one might think such people with extreme cases of myopia are downright hopeless and do not deserve to be cared for but ZPT is actually trying to make these people their customers. They are putting the phrase ‘customers come first’ to an extreme which is, in a way, good (to the little customers they have). Therefore the next time you think that situating two branches at the basement level of a small shopping centre within 20m of each other is completely meaningless, unintelligent, senseless and idiotic, think again. It is, in fact, outrageously retarded.
Since I only spent about 15minutes writing that, I think I should write some more to kill more time. I have no idea whether or not I should continue to write about pokemon in this blog. It sounds like a cool idea and all (since everyone loves stories), but not every 16 year old likes pokemon (God, please forgive these people for they have sinned). Just so you know, I don’t have a religion. I pray to Arceus, the creator of all pokemon. (I don’t know how to pronounce Arceus’ name, but that is what makes it so mystical)
I hope this blog would actually keep me entertained. I have nothing to do now that I have a 6 day holiday and I have finished watching and rewatching One Piece 3 times, Naturo 4 times, Bleach 2 times, Hitman Reborn 2 times, Hunter X Hunter 3 times already. I left out the names of less popular animes since we all know Singaporeans only ever follow the fad and tune out everything else they have never heard of. I’m sorry, but this is the cold, hard truth. (God, please forgive these people once again).
I’m going to end my blog post on a softer note with ‘Michael Jackson’ because these two words make everyone go ‘haha! pedophile!’. Go ahead, laugh. Laugh while you still can. He will be back once again. He will return from the graves and zombie-dance into ‘Thriller’.